Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Freebird Lynyrd Skynyrd (A. Collins – R. Van Zant)
If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be traveling on, now, ‘Cause there’s too many places I’ve got to see. But, if I stayed here with you, girl, Things just couldn’t be the same. ‘Cause I’m as free as a bird now, And this bird you can not change. Oh…Oh…Oh… Oh… Oh… And the bird you cannot change. And this bird you cannot change. Lord Knows I Can`t Change.
Bye, bye, Baby its been a sweet love. Yea, yea Though this feeling I can’t change. But please don’t take it so badly, ‘Cause the Lord knows I’m to blame. But, if I stayed here with you girl, Things just couldn’t be the same. Cause I’m as free as a bird now, And this bird you’ll never change. Oh…Oh…Oh… Oh…Oh…. And this bird you cannot change. And this bird you cannot change. Lord knows, I can’t change. Lord help me, I can’t change. Lord I Can’t Change, Won’t You Fly High Free Bird Yeah.